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LAST UPDATED:
Oct 18, 2012
CURRENT VERSION:
3.2.10
REQUIREMENTS:
2.1 and up
APP SIZE:
2.9M
APP SCORE:
Avg. score: 3.9
Rating: 1645

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2300+ Sex Jokes

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2300+ Sex Jokes Description

Over 2300 jokes around the topic of 'Sex' NOT FOR KIDS

Over 2300 jokes on the topic of 'Sex'. These jokes are a little rude. You have been warned, do not blame me if you choose to download and then get upset!!!

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
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Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid.", answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with." The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What?! There's no pool here?"
Long pause... "Uh .... is this 221-1811?""

"This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man (not quite ready for slumber) leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."
The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face.
Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"
No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy b***h.""

"A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.
"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box".
Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked, "But what about the $7,000?"
"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them.""

"What are three words you dread the most while making love?
"Honey, I'm home.""

"How do you make four old ladies say "F~**K!"?
Get a fifth one to yell "BINGO!""

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Google Play Comments

October 20, 2012
Should be called 230 jokes repeated 10 times. Spelling is so bad and so many repeats it gets very boring very fast. 
Deena
ElizabethIt os horrible need some more so u can like masterbate to
Anand
Don't waste your timeIf the Dev forces ads down users' throats (can't read Jones offline)... ...The users will vomit the app out of their phones

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